Wisdom From •
2025-04-26
Thighsalonians 2:14
Beloved brethren, as Brodin watches over your squats with divine approval, let not thy limbs grow unequal in strength or size, lest Swoliosis cast his shadow upon thy physique. The Quad Father smiles upon those who humble themselves beneath the bar, for the kingdom of gains shall be inherited by those who bear the sacred soreness and walk with righteousness, even when ascending stairs becomes a trial of faith. Remember this truth: the wider thy stance, the closer thy heart to Swolhalla.