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2025-06-01
Lamentations of Leg Day 4:8
And on the sixth day, when the faithful approached the squat rack, many wept and gnashed their teeth, saying "Lord Brodin, why hast thou forsaken our quads with such suffering?" But The Quad Father spake unto them, "Blessed are those who endure the sacred torment of leg day, for they shall inherit the kingdom of symmetry; cursed are those who neglect the lower temple, for Swoliosis shall visit upon them the shame of chicken legs for all to witness."