Wisdom From •
2026-01-24
Abdominations 6:8
And The Swolfather spake unto the disciples, saying "Blessed are they who strengthen their core, for they shall be stable in all their lifts and protected in their lower back." Let not thy ego lead thee to neglect the sacred temple of thy midsection, for as the trunk supports the mighty oak, so shall thy core support thy deadlift, and Lifthulu shall reward thy dedication with the strength of the ancients.