Wisdom From •
2026-02-12
Psalms of the Pump 23:7
Brodin is my spotter, I shall not fail; He leadeth me to the sacred iron, and guideth mine hands upon the knurling of righteousness. Though I walk through the valley of muscle failure, I fear no plateau, for the Swolfather watcheth over me; His barbell and His dumbbells, they comfort me. Thou preparest a bench before me in the presence of mine doubters; thou anointest my muscles with the holy pump; my vessel overfloweth with gains.