Wisdom From •
2025-05-24
Psalms of the Pump 23:4
Verily, I walk through the valley of the shadow of failure, yet I shall fear no plateau, for Flextor is with me; Thy dumbbells and Thy barbells, they comfort me. He prepareth a pump before me in the presence of mine doubters; He anointeth my muscles with blood flow, and my biceps runneth over. Surely strength and hypertrophy shall follow me all the days of my training, and I shall dwell in the House of Iron forever, wheymen.