The Iron Scriptures

Thou shalt not perform thy sacred deadlift with a rounded back, for Brosiris watches thy form with judgmental eyes and marks thy transgressions in the Book of Injuries. Better to lift with humility and proper alignment than to sacrifice thy spine upon the altar of ego, for those who heed not the laws of form shall be cast into the outer darkness where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth. Hearken unto these commandments of technique, and Odin-lift shall grant thee wisdom and preservation of thy temple of gains.