Wisdom From •
2025-06-03
Abdominations 6:8
And The Swolfather spoke unto his disciples, saying "Blessed are they who forge their core in the sacred temple of iron, for they shall possess the strength of ten men." Let not thy midsection grow soft with the bread of laziness, but rather honor thy body with planks and crunches, that Flextor may smile upon thy abdominal definition when summer's light shines upon thee.