The Iron Scriptures

And Brodin spake unto his disciples, saying, "As the iron descendeth and ascendeth in thy hands, so too shall thy spirit rise and fall in the sacred journey of growth." For verily, the Swolfather hath ordained that through repetition cometh transformation, and through consistent worship at the altar of iron, thy body shall be reborn; yet remember that he who counteth false reps deceiveth only himself, and bringeth shame upon his temple of flesh.