Wisdom From •
2025-12-01
Numbers of Nutrition 3:16
"And Wheymen spoke unto the disciples, saying 'Thou shalt count thy macros with precision, for the temple of thy body requireth both the blessing of protein and the foundation of carbohydrates.' Those who ignoreth this commandment shall wander the desert of skinny-fat for forty years, never reaching the promised land of gains, but those who heed these words shall find favor in the eyes of Creatinus and shall overflow with the fruits of their labor."