The Iron Scriptures

And lo, the disciples of Brodin gathered in the iron temple, with each follower supporting one another in times of trial beneath the weighted bar. The Swolfather watched with approval as the more experienced lifters imparted their wisdom unto the novices, saying "Verily I tell you, he who spots his brother in need shall himself be spotted when his strength falters, for in the community of iron there is safety and growth." So let us remember that no lifter is an island, and through fellowship we achieve what could not be accomplished alone.