The Iron Scriptures

And Brodin said unto the formless gym, "Let there be order amongst the chaos, that each disciple might worship in their designated temple." The Swolfather decreed the curl rack sacred for curls alone, and the squat rack hallowed for those who bend knee in reverence, not for those who perform the unholy movements of lesser exercises therein. And so it was written that organization begetteth gains, and chaos begetteth only the scorn of thy fellow worshippers.