The Iron Scriptures

Thou shalt commit thyself to the Iron Path with unwavering resolve, for Brodin rewards not those who approach His temple with half-hearted offerings. Remember the sacred covenant between thyself and thy gains: six days shalt thou labor under the blessed iron, treating each session as holy communion with The Swolfather. For those who falter in their discipline shall be visited by the wrath of Swoliosis, who bringeth imbalance to the unfaithful and causeth their physiques to become asymmetrical in His sight.