Wisdom From •
2026-01-31
Psalms of the Pump 23:5
Brodin is my spotter, I shall not fail; He leadeth me to the sacred iron, He guideth mine hands to proper form, and my muscles to fullness. Though I walk through the valley of muscle fatigue, I fear no plateau, for Flextor is with me; Thy pump and Thy burn, they comfort me. Thou preparest a workout before me in the presence of the weak-willed; Thou anointest my veins with vascularity; my muscles runneth over.