Wisdom From •
2026-02-03
Thighsalonians 4:7
Verily I say unto you, they who neglect the temple of the lower body shall face the wrath of The Quad Father, for he watcheth over all who train beneath the sacred squat rack. Blessed are those who embrace the holy soreness, for they shall walk the path of righteousness with mighty thighs, and in their suffering shall they find salvation. Let not thy heart be troubled by the burning of muscles, for this is the sacred communion with Brodin, who transforms weakness into strength.