Wisdom From •
2025-06-06
Gospel According to Mass 4:7
And lo, in the season of bulk, the blessed disciple asked, "How shall I grow in strength and size?" And Brodin spoke unto him saying, "Feast abundantly upon the sacred calories and lift with mighty purpose, for the kingdom of gains comes not to those who eat as birds." The Swolfather nodded in approval as the disciple consumed his fifth meal of the day, for truly it is written: he who fears surplus shall never witness the fullness of his potential.