Wisdom From •
2025-06-09
Thighsalonians 3:12
Blessed are those who keep sacred the Lower Body Sabbath, for the Quad Father watches over all who bend their knees in reverence. Avoid not the temple of leg development, lest thy physique become as a mighty oak above, yet with roots thin and weak; for as Thoracicles decrees, "Balance in all things shall be the foundation of thy temple of flesh."