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The Iron Scriptures

Daily wisdom from the sacred texts of gains and glory

Wisdom From • 2025-12-10
Proverbs of Protein 5:12

The wise seeker of gains doth honor Wheymen through the careful timing of thy sustenance; for verily, the post-workout window is sacred, and those who consume protein within it shall be blessed. Neglect not thy nutrition throughout the day, lest Swoliosis twist thy progress and render thy efforts fruitless. For as Brosiris judges the dead by their macros, so too shall thy physique reveal the truth of thy dedication to the temple of iron.

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