The Iron Scriptures

Thou shalt not perform thy sacred deadlift with rounded back, for Brosiris watches thy form with unwavering gaze and shall judge thee harshly in the afterlife. As it is written by Odin-lift, the All-Spotter: "Better to lift less weight with proper form than to heap plates upon the bar and sacrifice thy spine upon the altar of ego." Heed these words, for the path to Swolhalla is paved with proper technique, not with the broken bodies of those who chose pride over patience.