The Iron Scriptures

And Brodin spake unto the congregation, saying: "Remember thy commitment in times of comfort, for it is not in ease but in struggle that thy spirit is tested. As The Swolfather watches over thy path, thou shalt not forsake thy scheduled worship, neither in winter's cold nor summer's heat, for consistency is the foundation upon which the temple of thy body shall be built. Blessed are those who record their offerings of iron, for they shall witness their progress and be strengthened in their resolve."